Remember the old Lays Potato Chip commercial – Bet you can’t eat just one? Change “eat” to “drink” and it could be a great commercial for a rehab center, or a moderation management organization. I think the question arises in the dark mind of every recovering alcoholic at least once, “As soon as I […]
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Is this corny? Because I don’t feel corny. I feel hopeful and I think this is a sunset, not a sunrise and sunsets are less cheesy than sunrises, somehow – there’s a bit of melancholy… “Now – Bring me that horizon…” ― Jack Sparrow I was going through some old photographs on my […]
I have a friend named Mark who lives in Michigan. I’m thinking of him this morning. I was feeling resentful about not being able to drink yesterday, and it’s all his fault. Mark is one of those people who does really fun, outrageous drinking activities and then goes back to his important job with great stories to […]
I danced on my super-secret stretch of beach in Guana Reserve. I was trucking along to my island playlist, thinking great thoughts, when a reggae version of the old classic came on. It’s important to be drunk when entering an Electric Slide Contest… Kim and I won an Electric Slide contest in Beaver Creek, […]