I made that up.
But I do want to know who concocts these faux holidays and gets them onto the omniscient National Day Calendar. For example, today is National Restless Leg Syndrome Awareness Day. I’m looking forward to the festivities.
Last week Laura sent me an email while doing important, life saving work at a major hospital: Arrrggghhh! And ahoy you scurvy wench! Happy National Talk Like a Pirate Day!!! What’s a horny pirate’s worst nightmare? A sunken chest with no booty!!!
Tomorrow is National Punctuation Day.
Has the world gone mad?