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Entire COUNTRIES can be triggers…

Entire COUNTRIES can be triggers…

Entire COUNTRIES can be triggers…


Do not go to the internet and Goggle “Drunk Russians” unless you are looking for a bride (or worse…)

…when you’re a recovering alcoholic.  England, Ireland, Russia and Puerto Rico spring to mind.  These places have long-held drinking cultures, and if you’re a NON-DRINKER like me, you kind of feel like a social pariah

Ever been to a London Pub, after ten o’clock at night, sober?  You will be the only one to notice the bar-top is AWASH with spilled beer and there’s no toilet paper in the ladies loo.


A lot of the top drinking countries are in the Eastern Bloc, like Belarus and Bosnia.  I’ve been to Russia a number of times.  I was at a business lunch in Moscow once, with about fifteen people at a long table.  Our hosts began what they described through interpreters as “the tradition of the toast” and I believe it is where the expression “toasted” must come from.  A servant pours a large shot of vodka for each participant, and then all of the hosts and a selection of “special guests” (in predetermined order) give a toast.  Several times.  After each toast, the whole merry group drinks the shot.  And the servant refills.  Let’s do the math – most people I know don’t drink 32 shots of vodka at lunch.  One of the guys at the table, a stiff accounting type, was found (after a haphazard search) passed out in the men’s room, where he had voided into the trousers of his three piece suit…

After lunch, the Russians WENT BACK TO WORK.


I found out later, that it’s okay for women to just sip the shot with each toast.  I was having VISIONS like Rasputin, people.  There is no scenario I can imagine, at a traditional Russian toast, where someone could say, “I don’t drink.”  It would cause an international crisis…


The Social Issues Research Center says, “Alcohol has played a central role in almost all human cultures since 4,000 BC.  All societies without exception make use of intoxicating substances…”


It’s why I’ve decided to stay home today.


Today I’m not drinking, I’m not traveling – in fact I’m staying home…!

How come you’re not drinking?


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Comments (2)

  1. Lynn
    Sep 5, 2018

    How come you're not drinking?
    Time to get over the abuse and falling into the bottom. Doesn't solve anything and all you have is isolation and a hangover.
    I really like your posts — especially the one about the hair and the bathroom — knocked out teeth and two black eyes. I can’t say I have done that but I have many times that I can remember or my husband will remind me of what an incredible bone head I have been.

  2. Jack
    Oct 29, 2018

    How come you're not drinking?
    I am
    Thank you

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