It Occurred to Me I’m Just Like Mike Tyson…

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…except I’ve never bitten off anyone’s ear or been accused of rape and I don’t have face tattoos or a speech impediment. And I can’t box.

But I can squander money like the champ. And he admits to a “full-on raging addiction” to drugs and alcohol, so we have that in common. And these days he seems diminished somehow – but in a good way – just like me.

I’ve always thought of Mike Tyson as a Byronic hero – super human strength coupled with a guileless compliance that would be laughable if he didn’t seem so hair-triggered and deadly. He blew through $300 million in ten years. He trusted a hen-pecking wife and an entourage of mismanagers who padded their pockets and ill-advised him. And he went about like a giant toddler in a toy store, grabbing at everything that peaked his fancy…

In this barnburner we call life, some of us just can’t help ourselves…

Today I’m not drinking because while I’m in Puerto Rico I’m going to learn to box…

How come you’re not drinking?