Category Archives: Sobriety

Drive Sober or Get Pulled Over!

  August 19 – September 7, 2015 – the police are going to crack down on drunk drivers like, well, like super-vigilant police on drunk drivers. And if this promotional photograph is any indication of their tactics, they plan to camouflage their squad cars; painting them like those people who work during Halloween Horror Nights at Universal […]

Muddy, Melancholic Mare…

The “wading pond” behind my office. I’d throw myself in dramatically, but eeeuuuu…   I am tired. And I feel muddy, my head as bulky as a wool turtleneck. I have so little energy I might be considered slothful, if someone were considering. Maybe I’m coming down with something. I hope so, because otherwise I […]

Addiction on TV

Now THIS is a party…   Lauren’s watching Breaking Bad from scratch on Netflix. I was at her house for lunch yesterday and I watched an episode in the middle of Season Four with her. I am an irritating person to watch any television show with, or any movie or stage play, but I am particularly […]

Slack Dog

The ultimate in slack-doggery – Fiona in her favorite position…   I got this email message from my buddy Mark a couple of days ago: No “Ghost” lately? No one likes a slack dog. MM   Short but sweet, right? I have been kind of tired recently, and I have been slacking off a bit […]

Giving Up the Ghost

Giving Up the Ghost: to die; to stop working; to stop trying to do something because you know it will not succeed.   A friend of mine says he’s “done with sobriety”. He says he wants another option, a different plan, and that sobriety has brought him nothing but problems. He says when he was drinking he had less […]

Tired Sober…

I’m not tired of being sober. I am just tired. I was talking to Lisa last night over some sort of fried green tomato with indefinable bits of deliciousness on top at Medure, and I said to her, “When I was drinking I used to have more frenetic energy – sweeping the front porch at […]

Advanced Recovery

  I was out to dinner with my friend Tall Girl on my two year sober anniversary, and she gave me a fancy, designer two year chip and said, “This is an important milestone in your recovery, because after two years of sobriety, your brain is finally coming back to normal.”   There are those […]