I have to be honest. This picture makes me salivate like Pavlov’s pups… Do you like the way that beam of light is gleaming where the glass bows at the bottom? It’s like God has pointed his finger. White wine is my elixir of choice, and I could fill a small town water tower with […]
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…have always been made after ten o’clock at night and after two bottles of wine. I bought Fiona online at midnight, from a breeder in Tulsa, when I was drunk. My daughter Lauren had just graduated from college. I had just sold my house in the Bahamas, and for the first time in my adult […]
There is a great scene in the movie, where the Belfort character is sitting by the pool, fresh as a daisy, and his buddy asks him how his sobriety is going. He answers, “Fucking sucks. It’s so boring I wanna’ kill myself…” That, my friends, is the crux of the matter. Although the ghastly, inebriated […]