Here’s a sentence you’ll probably never hear anyone utter: I need to talk to someone about the fact I am addicted to apples; I hide them in my ankle boots and eat them when I’m all alone… Why is it we are only addicted to processed foods and drinks? And why do […]
Monthly Archives: March 2015
I made that up. I have been accused of being a perfectionist by those who do not know me very well; the people who have not opened a drawer, or gotten close enough to notice the mustard stain on my lapel. I am actually a startling combination of flawlessness and havoc: the qualities that intrigue men […]
Something you don’t see every day… Recovering alcoholics shouting from the rooftops, “I QUIT DRINKING! I’M AMAZING!” I quit drinking!!! Think about that. I had a three bottle of wine a day habit that consumed my life, and I found a way to quit. Let’s not talk about how I quit drinking, or […]